The missing topic is the splits. Not these Splits:
That was last night. I'm talking about these splits:
This kind of splits has been torturing me for as long as I can remember. You see, I have a recurring dream about being able to do the splits. Isn't that crazy? But wait, it gets better. When I wake up, I'm convinced that I can actually do the splits. Never in my entire life have I been able to do the splits, but hey, I dreamed that I could so it must be true, right? So of course I have to try it. What a shocker! I still can't do them! But the pain from trying will stay with me for the rest of the day.
I've tried looking up "splits" on those sites that interpret dreams. Apparently I'm the only one who has that dream because I can't find it listed anywhere. Wow, it's so great to be
a freak unique.
And now, for something completely unrelated to the splits (because I couldn't think of any way to tie the two together). My new BFF, Darcie, has entered one of her fabulous posts in a contest. You can read that post here. She's also doing a pretty great giveaway for those who vote for her. No, it's not a bribe. It's a reward for being smart enough to see the brilliance in her writing. Anyway, you can find out about her giveaway here. Give her blog a good looksee. You'll be glad you did!
Huh, I wonder if Darcie can do the splits...