Thursday, March 26, 2009

Exnay on the wishing for more wishes

Here is yet another installment of "What Should Wendy Write About" brought to you by MoonGoddess. In case you missed it, I put out an offer on this post. If you want, you can still make requests there. But back to MoonGoddess' request. She writes: "Maybe talk about 5 things you would change in life if you were granted 5 wishes - nope you can't ask for more wishes!" Okay, your wish is granted!


What would I wish for? Would you like my Miss America answer? I wish for world peace. Oh, that's so not me... World domination, maybe...

But if I was being serious, I'd wish for a cure for Juvenile Diabetes. I hate that my daughter has it and there's nothing I can do to make it go away.

Of course, I'm not going to be serious. What fun would that be? So here is my list in no particular order:

1. I wish that the better a food tasted, the fewer calories it would have and the better it would be for you. I could be the healthiest person on the planet if that was the case. Now bring me some chocolate!

2. I wish that I could reach that spot on my back that always itches, but I can't quite get to. Either that, or someone to follow me around all day in case I need a good back scratch.

3. While we're on the topic of my back, I wish I could have a massage therapist at my beck and call. Oh yeah, I know how to wish...

4. I wish that my house was self-cleaning and that my garden would magically grow anything I wanted without me lifting a finger. No, I'm not a domestic goddess. I don't like to clean and I kill pretty much every plant I put into the ground.

5. Are you sure I can't wish for more wishes? Hmm... Gotta make this a good one then. I wish that I had an endless supply of fun blog topics so I'd never have to sit at the computer trying to figure out what to write.


But truth be told, I'd turn all those wishes in for the cure wish.

If I had six wishes, I'd wish that everyone would join in on my blog carnival. C'mon, make a girl's wish come true!


Jaime (ChaseNKids) said...

I promise I'll do the next installment of your carnival and pimp it out.


Anonymous said...

Mine is a sad life- I have but only one wish...I wish someone would stop drawing pictures of the junk in my trunk on other people 's blogs.

MoonGoddess said...

yeah. The cure wish kicks all the other wishes & who knows... hopefully SOON it can be granted by some master mind scientist!

I especially like the healthy food = best tasting food & the self cleaning house! How many times have I wished for that one.

Maybe if we all wish hard enough at the same time? ;)

Ok so on to you wishing you had an endless supply of topics... what about going through the alphabet? Find something in life that begins with A that is funny or timely or whatever then blog about it. Then next day find something B related..etc. Endless potential!

OR.. just keep doing whatcha doing! Cuz I like it!

Sorry I haven't jumped on the carnival bandwagon lately...just WAY too much going on to get online much.

THANKS for granting my!

MoonGoddess said...


I would have to be the smart-alec star!

Tiffany said...

If you figure out how to get that self-cleaning house, you'd better not keep the answer to yourself!!! And weren't you the one who filled me in on all the health benefits of MILK chocolate?

And I know you've got at least one funny story to share about your daughter. Kids do the funniest stuff sometimes! And they don't even know it!

Lisa said...

I wish your cure wish is granted!
I wish your cure wish is granted!
I wish your cure wish is granted!
I wish your cure wish is granted!
I wish your cure wish is granted!

If I had one more wish it would be that you had the confidence to garden and grow some plants, it's really not hard! I bet your daughter could do it!

Kelli said...

Hi Wendy - Your posts always make me laugh (that sarcastic star cartoon is hysterical).

I hope all your wishes come true (maybe try another star?!?!?!

PamperingBeki said...

A personal masseuse and a housekeeper would be two of my top wishes!