Do you see those three black buttons on the right side of your screen? Don'tcha just want to click on them? No really, go ahead. I'll wait. And while you're there, feel free to vote for me!
Yes, it's shameless pandering.
And what do I get from your votes? Fame and glory, of course! Okay, maybe not fame and glory, but definitely bragging rights. Does that make me needy?
C'mon, don't make me beg - it wouldn't be pretty...
And yes, I can touch my tongue to my nose.