It's been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Yup, end of days and gnashing of teeth kind of stuff.
What could possibly be so bad?
My internet has been down!
I know, you're wondering how I could possibly survive such trauma. It hasn't been easy, let me tell you. It's not like I could just go and do something else - I had to keep checking my computer to see if my service was working again! All. Day. Long.
And really, what else IS there to do besides get on the internet? How did any of us survive before computers?
I just hope that it doesn't go out ag