Phfffftt!

writ·er's block (rī'tərz) n. A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue work on a piece of writing.

I've got a horrible case of writer's block tonight. I keep coming up with tidbits of ideas, but I can't seem to put the thoughts together. Clearly, my brain is broken. Due to my complete inability to express myself at this time, I'm left with no other choice but to bring out my favorite joke...

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? (Feel free to put your answer in the comments!)